Bush is a freakin ninja

Perhaps we've been wrong all along. For eight years now we've assumed Dick Cheney was pulling the strings and Bush was the marionette. Perhaps things have changed in the last few years, and when he was elected Bush but a student, but now he is the master. Whichever it is, it's impossible to deny the ninja skills.



Regardless of where you stand on his politics, no normal president could have dodged a shoe like that. This needs further investigating.